The best names and brands have the elusive, intangible "it." You like to say it . . . to see it . . . to hear it . . . to be it . . . to want it.

It.

Surnami knows what you're looking for. Better yet, we've built a better dream catcher when it comes to naming, branding and identity development. Until now, the big players on this Ouija board of a naming game ask you for a big deposit up front and a big balance upon a delivery of suggested names . . . names you may not even like. In that scenario, they get what they want, your cash. Meanwhile, you're left wondering if "Uttamu" is the best name for your new dairy farm.

At Surnami, LLC, we have no Boxster-driving honchos sitting in glass towers pondering names and begetting bad marriages of syllables like an auctioneer with Tourette's Syndrome. (No offense if you're a Boxster-driving honcho.) We're powered by high-octane moonlight. Huh? We've created a BRAIN TRUST of some of the most talented and creative people on earth, and they have impressive day jobs. Almost all of them take raw goods or concepts and build an intricate finished product. Starting with accomplished naming and branding specialists, Surnami's top-secret BRAIN TRUST sees the world from every possible perspective - from architects and songwriters to journalists and sculptors. And their collective insight is harnessed to find your new identity.

You'll like this part: we don't ask for the full contents of your wallet when you walk through our virtual doors. In fact, you don't part with any large sum of cash unless we deliver an identity you love and want to adopt. You risk only a small amount of seed money . . . call it a sacrifice to the moon. That will trigger an armada of the best minds in any business to focus on your future identity. Diverse and impressive, a roster of identities will flood in like a title wave . . . leaving you to ultimately discover "it" among the recommendations. If you like that deal, you'll love the way we create logos and taglines too.

Kiss your mama - you've come to the right place. Enjoy your discovery of Surnami. We can't wait to help you discover yourself.